It being slap bang in the middle of spider season, being well fed up with chasing reet big spiders about with a glass and an envelope AND realising that telling the spider scaredy cats to either splat it with a slipper or squirt it with some fly spray that never works, I was thinking of inventing a '1 Squirt Instant Spider Death' spray.
Surely, I would make a packet?
Surely, I would make a packet?